SlmT TnggL BedaH,SlmT DtG Pe'aH...

ha,cam yg aku gembar gemburkn ritu an,aku da pn jual si bedah,so,sape pengganti si bedah tuh? ha,tuh die,si peah..o2 xda atom..hoho,cam org tue aku rase gune pda nih...

biasenye pda nih org2 tue cam seety,merah,epal,atieabid,key,sufi,n handhalah jek yg pakai...(scare x langsung aku puji sambil kutok org..)

tp sriyes kalo bole aku nk jual je tros,kengape? aku x tahan sbb xde keypad..kalo la keyboard besa tuh bule cucok kat pda nih,da lame aku wat da..duli ape aku ko touchscreen ke x kalo nk reply 1 msg amek mase 3ari...

tp x pe ah,kalo nk mencapap,mmg bez ah fon nih..bile org tgk,"wa,gempak seyh budak tuh"..ptuih,ko ingt bnde nih juta2 hage die? xde ah,aku de cable mura2..hoho..

ni la hasil aku kumpol singget2 sejak staon yg lalu..hasilnye? membe2 komplen aku reply lmbt,,eh suke aku ah nk reply lmbt ke x,omewek aku anta lmbat pn cekgu x tnye,yg sebok aku reply msg lmbt pehal..

so,aku da decide nk wat ko,n ko, n ko jugak tok jelez,so aku wat sket video review..muahahaha! (sile bace dgn nada sombonk dn riak nk mampos)

chef wan,two,three?

rini xde pape ah yg bez jd kecuali td aku de nmpak sorg pmpuan sejibik cam laki,kire pengkid ah,die nyanyi lagu kate perry.."i kissed a gurl n i liked it!!"..pergh,mmg ganaz pnye pmpuan,eh pempuan ke? haish,skunk nih aku mmg amat konfiuz dgn jantina rkyat2 malaysia nih...xkesa ah,yg tenyate aku lelaki yg REAL..

ha,nih yg aku nk bangge jap,aku dpt rasekn kemungkinan besa t aku ley same taraf ngan chef wan ..t bole la aku amek name chef three ke,four pn sdap gak an...pe yg wat aku bani kasi stetmen tesebot? yeah,dnga la wahai sume ibu2 mertue d malaysia,saksikn masakn aku inih,pasti mmbuat ank2 ibu2 sekalian kenyang senantiase...:D

tgh ari td aku masak,aku wat ayam baka,tp ayam tuh aku x baka,kalo baka itam ah kn..aku letak lam microwave suda..jap2 nk kasik info sket..

tahukah anda? kalo kite letak nuget dlm microwave tok 5mnt,nuget tuh x jaoh beze ngan batu..

ok smbung cite...nk jdkn cite,tah camne tah,adk aku kate aym yg aku wat tuh sdap ah sgt..(tol weyh aku x tipu)...yup2,mmg sdap,silekn tok mrase pelek nape dak yg ganaz cam aku minat memasak...

so,nih la pic nye..:D


ok,sile mengalirkn air liur anda skarunk juge...

Tag AjeK?

haish,mmg skunk aku ngah ketandusan idea2 bodo yg dahulu mencurah2 dlm otak aku n x saba nk dicurahkn lam blog nih..tp skunk otak aku da jam,agi terok drpd jam yg ade kat bawah jambatan rawang tuh.(aku x ckp jam kat kl coz dak kmpng cam aku tawu rawang jek)...

tp alangkah benase baeknye,yup2,budak pendek si key tuh da tag aku..mekaseh daun kladi key,ko da slamatkn blog aku drpd tros kereng tanpe hapdate..jadi,mari kite mnjawab!(bace dgn nada kanak2 riang..)

1.Who tagged you?
KeY

2. Do you like tags?
gle aku x ske,aku ari2 kalo bole nk wat tag jek..gi skola pn wat tag jek..kat highway lak gune smarttag..

3. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
aku nk power rangers,otromen,powerpuff gurls,n tdak dlupekn juge wonderpets tok mnjadi sahabat karib aku..

4. What is your current mood?
next question plz..

5. What will you do if your crush says he/she adores you too?
sape la yg nk minat kat org yg baek,pemurah,sopan santun cam aku...hoho,promot diri...

6. Will you fall in love with your bestfriend?
kengape soklan begini dtanye kpd kanak2 yg berusie 17 taon?

7. Which will you prefer, loving someone or being loved by someone?
aku buat2 x paham bahse ingris ah..

8. What is your favourite food?
mknn yg dblanje oleh mk bpk,adk bradk,kwn2,musuh2,n ckgu2..

9. If the person you dislike is right in front of you, what will you do?
hah,aku santau ko..hoho

10. What do you pray each day for your loved ones?
aku doakn dorunk mura rezeki spaye btambah ah blanje dorunk tok aku..:D

11. What takes you down the fastest?
lumbe lari..(ko nk caye?)

12. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
jutawan,hartawan,dermawan,seniman,olahragawan,kebloggeran..

13. What is the reason that could make you so tensed up?
rmai sgt org puji aku.hohoh

14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
haha,nih kalo aku kutok si key smpai pagi sok pn x abes..

15. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
ikot gak ah,aku suke tgk double,tp single pn bez kalo chong wei yg maen..(soklan nih sal bedminton ke?)

16.Would you sacrifice for your loved ones?
kalo melibatkn wang,harap maap..

17. What's the character must have in your partner?
berduet?

18. If you fall in love with two people simultaneusly, who would you like to pick?
dlm islam bole 4 an? ni bru due..

19. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that someone has done?
gle,smpai mati aku ingt...kalo nk setle,baya duet..

20.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
aku x suke soklan camnih,weyh key,tag ape ko bagi nih,aku stil budak2..

21. What is your most embrassing moment?
xde kot,sbab membe aku kate aku mmg x tawu malu..


lagi 5 org yg akn disekse hingge terkeluar biji mate
-merahjambu
-seety
-epal
-sufi
-handhalah

SelaMat TnggaL KwN

isk3,gua da dkat stahon idop ngan lu,xkire bile susa ke sng,lu mmg sntiase ade ngan gua...pena skali aku ajak ko mandi sungai,tp ko xnk,ko takot t saket...tp pe nk wat,maybe ko nih telampau sensitif n aku rase cam nk campak je ko dkat cimpanzi2 yg sedang mengawan..

ye,smpai di sini saje kesah kite...SLAMAT TINGGAL....kau lah........................enfon aku.....hoho,nmpak cam sedey jek an mule2,laz2 tok enfon yg akn aku jual sok..patot ah bile aku ajak die mandi sungai die tanak an,ko cite sket enpon mane yg ley benapas lam air?

so,sok la laz day aku ngan die,slamat tnggal bedah..(aku da kasi name...)


aiseh,syg lak nk jual coz slaen drpd aku suke pmpuan,aku suke camera fon nih..hoho..slame nih yg aku bnyk2 post gamba x kire ah yg baek hingge ah menjolok mate,sumenye aku amek gune fon nih..bedah,ko jage diri baek2,jgn wat pangai kat tuan baru ko,aku santau ko kunk...agi 1,ko jgn lupekn aku,dlu tyme ko lapa aku gak ah yg charge ko..(pdulikn aku yg gile krane becakap ngan fon nih)..suda bedah jgn la ko mnangis agi,ku rase cukop smpai disini...


ah,pduli ape aku,sok dpt fon baru!! woohoo!!!